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Good Saturday Morning

Well hello muffins… it’s Saturday the 23rd of almost that annoying day in December again …. meh.

The world has been somewhat interesting these last few months..

Bitcoin sores into orbit then comes crashing back down

Japan reports it’s lowest birthrate ever this year at just over 930,000 something

Some kpop singer takes his life and the world is shocked..

Social Media continues to turn once sensible people into walking morons

This generation are in for a shock when they realise they can’t live on the internet

And I’ve been abducted by two of the nicest Cosplayers ever..

Ok.. not really abducted.. but that did sound cool 😁 we have a shoot later today so am looking forward to that and testing my ability to remain sane and coherent in this weird heat.

Summer has come early.. no doubt going to be a hot one.

I’m off to L.A in Feb next year for a short but well needed holiday.. first holiday in about 3 years, so looking forward to that .. I’ve thought about this and .. excluding a week off over Xmas holidays (now) I’ve had 1 official day off this year.. only 5 days off in March 2016 and most of January 2015 off.

That’s not good.. not good at all when I look back and see the self inflicted damage that has done to my health and clarity of mind.

Speaking of clarity…

https://youtu.be/1yDYwExllYY

Go watch that – Team Purple..

Breakfast time then shoot prep.

Have a safe and happy holidays everyone. 😁

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A beautiful conversation

As I sit at my favourite cafe on a lazy Sunday morning, I enjoy a humble breakfast (my diet cheat day) and the quiet surroundings and soft jazz music that lightly caresses my lobes in the background.

Forward of my table sits a mother and daughter.. Both lost deeply in conversation about this or that.. No doubt sharing their viewpoints on the days events or the week gone by.

Gracefully embracing the moment and withholding any obvious outburst of emotion.

That’s them there ( see image above ) forward and to either extreme of my delightfully empty breakfast plate ….

Obviously engulfed in deep conversations..

With someone else lol.

I’ve been sat here for about 45 minutes, they were here when I arrived and I suspect i might leave with them still fully intact in their original upright oblivious-to-eachother positions.

To my direct right sit a couple (an ex couple I discover via their somewhat short tort and demeaning obsverations of each other’s downfalls and features) discussing how they should dispose of mutual belongings and their dog….

I occasionally glance over at them hoping they wi’ll notice me looking at them with my “will you two kindly quieten down or GTFO” glare in my eyes … but no.. so that conversation in futility continues through who the dog likes better and whom has the shittier cloths…

To my left, I delight in a small group of happy sounding people yabbering away with laughter in whatever language they speak.. sounds pretty though.. wish I could understand it .. wonder what their lives are like.. what adventures they have been on or things they’ve seen or food they’ve eaten .. Yea.. it always comes back to food lol.

Wait! Omg! Mother and daughter have just left! What voodoo magic is this .. I didn’t even notice.. maybe they have stealth mode enabled …

Doesn’t matter though because a seriously attractive lady just too their table .. possibly a backpacker by the looks and defiantly foreign.. wonder where she’s from… if she’s waiting for anyone.. I glance up a few times only to see her, like the previous tenants of that table, also deeply lost in conversation with a digital someone … or something .. ah well…

I glance up again to see that she’s ordered a chocolate shake and a very yummy looking cookie… lucky cookie… Lol…. bugger me… lucky straw ….. yeeks …. I must look elsewhere …..

A jogger just went past… nice legs….

This must mean it’s time for me to give up my seat to the next visitor of this fine establishment .

Have a lovely Sunday my bearded beauties and aked faced hotties alike.

Live Natural – Live Fee.

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BBC News: YouTube channels need 10,000 views for adverts


YouTube channels need 10,000 views for adverts – http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-39527043

For a while now i have been pondering upon what to do with my YouTube channel … As much as i do enjoy making videos, they are time consuming to do..and increasingly more annoying trying to adhere to YouTube ever changing requirements and rules for content. 

There have been many a YT personality express there irritation at what’s going on with YT and how YT appears to be consistently making it harder and harder to remain with them at any worthwhile level when it comes to revenue, which a lot of the bigger YT names rely on as their income while making YT content full time.

For me as a  simple casual content creator who doesn’t even have 100 subscribers ( lol ) income isn’t an issue as I have full time employment already and this forthr most part a fun hobby and a means to create a living memory for myself and whomever may be interested. 

I keep my content trimmed of any of my photo shoots and other events as YT would likely close my little channel down for some petty rule about showing to much skin lol.  … not me… my models… lol believe me no one wants to see my skin.. it just ain’t pretty hahaha πŸ™‚

But anyway…. I’ve been holding back on making more content and looking around at what might be available … thus far only Vimeo looks viable .. 

Still through .. how far should I take it..After all its just a hobby .. 

Should I include behind the scenes photo shoot stuff ? Should I do more road trips and adventure ? … maybe I should drop that media format all together and just just platforms like Instagram, tumblr and twitter. .. none of which gain me any decent exposure anyway.. I.guess maybe other than Instagram .. who knows lol.

It’s all food for thought. . And I’ve thought about it  and now I’m eating the food lol 

Happy weekend everyone πŸ™‚
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Murder and musicΒ 

https://nzhistory.govt.nz/culture/the-death-penalty/the-last-execution

Has anyone ever wondered what our magical little country might be like if capital punishment was still a thing?

I was reading a news article about the last hanging in Australia in 1967 .. and got to thinking about our own little country .. and ours was 1957 .. odd cause I’d always thought it was in the late 1960’s.. 

Either way. . It got me pondering upon who and by what means one might have decided these things back in the day. 

Who gets to decide it’s OK to take a life.. 

then I remembered our former prime minister     …. and wished it was the 1950’s again.
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BBC News: Chinese official Meng Hongwei to head Interpol

Chinese official Meng Hongwei to head Interpol – http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-37932927

Holy duck interpol – what the duck were you thinking. .. I mean I thought Trump getting voted in was a true sign that stupid people in large groups had power .. but this ?? Holy shiz..
So the world ends… again..and I’ve hardly finished breakfast lol.
 

Btw I’m on the job market.. what’s going ?



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BBC News: The Dutch prison crisis: A shortage of prisoners

The Dutch prison crisis: A shortage of prisoners – http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-37904263

I like fried onions… and i like what the Dutch have been doing. 

As my country faces a shortage of prisons because our system sucks and our justice council is as corrupt as some of the people it puts away… 

Trump gets in.. Our prime minister is just  as retarded … 

I wonder what the future holds..  
Breakfast time. 

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