Archive for the ‘stupid’ Tag
BBC News: Covid: Over 100 Paris restaurant diners fined for violating rules
BBC News – Covid: Over 100 Paris restaurant diners fined for violating rules https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-56701620
Hahahahaha bbbuuuhahhahahahahahaha
Wow…
I mean…
WOW
I knew some people were genuine supid.. but this… sums it up nicely when you as wjy Europe is in such a mess..
Ok well no doubt this can happen (and probably does) in other countries and cities around the world…
Infact i have no doubts at all that it hapoens right here in New Zealand too.
But damn people.. lets not keep fucking this thing up.
Stop it! Cause i wana travel again before i die lol.
Anyways…
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Extra Ordinary Mouse Droppings
In an unusual move this morning, McAlistar the Magical Moronic Mouse (aka McM) was found dead on the toilet seat.
Authorities are still investigating, however Police Chief Kratt released the following statment:
” In an unusual move this morning, McAlistar the Magical Moronic Mouse, who is also known as McM, was found dead on his newly installed toilet seat. At this stage, we are treating this as Mouseslaughter. We did have three suspects in custardy, however one passed a way point before we were able to bring him in, and are questioning their essence, and seeing what, if any, real vanillany is at hand. “
Further to their on going investigations, we have been told by one of our secretively secret uninformed informants that there’s a $2.00 discount down at Joe’s Happy House of Joyful Houses owned by Joe.
See you all there.
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BBC News: British troops given guide to Estonian strip clubs
British troops given guide to Estonian strip clubs – http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38972213
With the current state of Korea v Japan etc in respect to so called “comfort woman” during the wars … This stands there screaming out loud of British inability to stop acting like idiots … well I’m being so tactful right now.. but.. really? What will we see in 50 years .. Eastonian governments accusing the UK of the same thing that Korea accuses Japan of now ?
Wow.. so glad all I do is photograph natural people *cough* lol š
Meh.. who cares.
BBC News: Bob Dylan wins Nobel Prize for Literature
Bob Dylan wins Nobel Prize for Literature – http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-37643621
Lol do what ?
Three Words–DON’T GET SICK
Because by the time youāre done with the medical profession.. youāll wish you just got hit by a bus insteadā¦.
So, not feeling too bright the last week or so, went to my doctors on Mondayā¦..
Finding that my original doctor has resigned, made me very happy⦠didnāt like her much. New doctor⦠very cool dude with a weird accentā¦.
Explaining the gubbins to the doc, and he writes me a script to get blood-works doneā¦. i mentioned to him in passing that I’m not sure my blood has ever done an honest days work in its life⦠he said not to worry, he could tell just by looking at the size my stomachā¦ā¦
ā¦ā¦ decide this doctor is a keeper – he has a sense of humour.
He said I’d need to be NBM for the night, and i was.. aww ok..
at this point in the story, itās important to note that i generally goof-off a lot, more so if the situation is more seriousā¦. ā¦
anyhootersā¦.
next day, Tuesday morning at 7am i show up bright and early at the blood vampiring lab place to give my donation to the red sucker testersā¦.
I was the second one there. sweet, no long waitā¦ā¦ the nurse comes up and askes me if I’m me and to follow her, so as a good me i am i didā¦ā¦
Now, Iām not feeling the best, havenāt had anything to eat or drink since last night, and am really hanging out for a drink of water or coffee⦠me.. not in the best of moodsā¦
So she sat me down and in her professional English-is-not-her-first-language way asked me to roll my right sleeve upā¦. to which i smiled at her as she looked at my arm, and i pointed outā¦. short sleeves⦠no rolling requiredā¦.. I’m not sure if she totally understood me or notā¦.
she put that thingie on that stops the blood flowingā¦.. dabbed my little soon to be mono-vamperic hole arm, and⦠suck me, THREEE FUCKING TIMES with a needle.. all of which was followed by me saying āDANGITā and her going āsorryā before she managed to get the thing right, and suck 2 vials of my reddy goodnessā¦
.. she broke my arm
note at this point, that i very quickly decided it was wrong to be one of the first people in because i think the nurses just start warming up on themā¦.. wasnāt at all impressed.
Then, bless her cotton socks, she hands me a sample vial and a cup thingie and says.. and i shit you not.. āi want to sample your urineāā¦..
ā¦.at which point i seriously could not help myself and i started laughing at her and said sheād have to pay me for the privilege , which i think she understood cause she didn’t seem so impressed.. .. who knows, maybe in her previous profession she was a āproā if you get my driftā¦. *cough* anywaysā¦ā¦ i asked her if i could have that as a takeaway as i had already hosed down a few mountains and wasnāt quite up to carving out a valley with out my morning coffee just yet.
she wasn’t impressed ā again ā like i really cared at that time.
she spoke to the receptionist who gave me a nice brown paper bag to stuff the gear in
⦠and so off i went to work⦠bleh blehā¦
anyways, i returned few hours later with said expected sample as requested in my own magical wayā¦
ā¦..the receptionist wasn’t impressed.
So thenā¦
Iāve a follow up with the doc on Friday with the test resultsā¦.
i fear the worst thoughā¦. i think heās gona tell me I’m pregnant..
The moral of the story⦠meh i havenāt a clue.
Itās a story, factual, for your entertainment at my suffering.
bleh