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Self Hate and the rising cost of hair dye
Filed under: Adventures, Entertainment, Thought of The Day | Tags: duck, fuel, gas station, hair dye, self hate
Leave a comment So we were just sitting at the local gas station talking about how we hated self service, and how our diminishing good looks were down to the rising cost of hair dye.
True story.
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possibly..
Go visit my photography site, give it some love.
send me a crap ton of money 😀
Extra Ordinary Mouse Droppings
Filed under: Adventures, Entertainment, Life & Thoughts | Tags: adventure, asylumimages.com, mistery, murder, new zealand, random, story, stupid, undies
Leave a comment In an unusual move this morning, McAlistar the Magical Moronic Mouse (aka McM) was found dead on the toilet seat.
Authorities are still investigating, however Police Chief Kratt released the following statment:
” In an unusual move this morning, McAlistar the Magical Moronic Mouse, who is also known as McM, was found dead on his newly installed toilet seat. At this stage, we are treating this as Mouseslaughter. We did have three suspects in custardy, however one passed a way point before we were able to bring him in, and are questioning their essence, and seeing what, if any, real vanillany is at hand. “
Further to their on going investigations, we have been told by one of our secretively secret uninformed informants that there’s a $2.00 discount down at Joe’s Happy House of Joyful Houses owned by Joe.
See you all there.
Exploring Life where ever it may take me… in what limited time i now have left.
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2021 – The First BlogPost
Filed under: Adventures, Entertainment, Life & Thoughts, Media - ALL, New Zealand Kiwi | Tags: 2021, blog
Leave a comment Yeah so, awake at 1:15am, 1st of Jan, 2021.
LOL, anyway …
Thought of the Day – Quiet Positivity
Filed under: Adventures, Guess what I saw..., Life & Thoughts, Quotes & Proverbs, Thought of The Day | Tags: asylum images, asylumimages, darkness, empty, none, positive, quiet
Leave a comment None.
Voices
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Leave a comment next door,
i hear them
in my head at night
laying awake
heat draining me of will
of want
of desire to sleep
there’s paper covering my camera
incase the voices hear me
Duck Dust
Filed under: Adventures, Entertainment, Health and Pills, Quotes & Proverbs, Thought of The Day | Tags: bags, duck, fish, foul, fowel, meow, tags
Leave a comment Sneezed!
Guad dang it!
Did you know if you use Superior briquettes for a better burning stronger long lasting fire, the BBQ will thank you for it, not just that random stuff, but the better quality higher density stuff…
yeah… that’s how you make duck.
foul.
go on.
spell check IT like a King Story
Bounce.
Uneasy Pills - Rantings of a lost ID.iot 