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Elvis died on the toilet ?
Leave a commentI never knew, mind you, I never wanted too either.
Honestly, I was reading the news paper, and it said… Elvis passed away while on the toilet.
Oddly, I was humming one of his tunes, “Suspicious Minds”, nice song actually, quite like it.. then as I was humming away to myself , I read the article about how he died, hear attack, on the toilet, and instantly the words in my mind took a turn…..
“I’m having a crap…….
it wont come out…..
maybe i’ll try pushing a little harder..errrrerrrr….
Why cant this be…
why’s this happening to me……..
a heart attack, on the lavatory…..
……
I cant go on like this…..
pushing to hard…………….
I might have been happier…
….
Well, anyway, you get the idea.
Sorry if it offended anyone, and well.. too bad if it did.
My thoughts 🙂
Figure Skating 2009
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Breathing and the Internet
If it wasn’t enough, that breathing became annoying, now, people choose to not breath while online. Ok, this is interesting. Why, you may ask, would someone online, not want to breath… well… i worked it out.
I believe, its because they forget that IRL you need air..
What does this all mean…. nothing really. I’m just bored watching Meg Tilly in some weird movie about humping lesbians.
Still.. Meg Tilly is fun.
I’m fun, though not allowed any nice lesbians.
go figure.
*Shrugs*
in the void left by death
thar be a whole 🙂
Oh errrr 🙂
Z3bwa…. is the word!
Yes, from here on in, its z3bwa!!!!! umm… zeeeebwaaaahahahahahaha!!…. evil ? meh 🙂
so you think you can….
what ? Come on! Show the world how smart you think you are….. ?
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